Some seriously funny press
(and it aint Frank Magazine!)
The following article appeared recently in the Yazoo Herald,
Yazoo, Missouri, by managing editor Vernon Sykes.
Fed-up with Breastfeeding Week
A word of warning.
Dont be surprised if while
youre munching on your food of choice at your favorite
restaurant, the woman sitting at the table next to yours decides
its time for her little Suzie to eat too.
So, she unbuttons her blouse,
unleashes her breast of choice and commences to breastfeed little
Naw! That wouldnt happen
in a million years you say?
Wrong. Dinosaur mentality!
Now big government is kissing
up to breastfeeding.
Last week, Agriculture Secretary
Dan Glickman, in typical dyed in the wool, yellow-dog Democratic
form, proclaimed Aug. 1 to 7 as WIC National Breastfeeding Week.
Thats all the world needsa
generation of women, out to show the world that their independence
includes their right to breastfeed, whenever and wherever they
durned well please.
Im expected to sit quietly
by in a public place and utter words of reinforcement as some
brazen woman asserts her independence via breastfeeding.
You cant smoke in public
buildings much any more, but you can breastfeed? Something is
definitely wrong with that picture.
Makes me wonder just how much
more abuse God will take.